Syrian English

Or Syrilish. Its sooo bad its funny. Here's an example:


Instead of 'Building Muslim bin Aqeel', they have made poor Muslim into a middle aged balding man. (bin means 'son of' i.e. Muslim son of Aqeel)

And another example:
I actually thought it was a sweet shop selling baklava and other Middle Eastern Delights, until I walked a little closer and realised that they meant to write 'suites'